Holla at yo momma

Hi my name is Brooklynn

My snapchat is Jailbaiting

**occasional nsfw**

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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